The Bookstore
Bacteria-brothel nosed kids, who happen to NOT be yours, are always a great commodity while catching up on some leisurely reading.
Read More...The Baseball Game
Beer-loving dads always think it’s a great idea to bring their unruly, popcorn spilling kids to the game and completely ignore them. Yo, dads: 1-2-3 strikes. You’re outta here.
Read More...The Soccer Game
You can always count on your hometown youth soccer games to be a shouting match between the very best parents on earth. Good grief!
Read More...The Airplane
The terror at 30,000 feet up in the air is real. Two pigtails, hours of unrest and parents who have consumed more rum than the most accomplished Caribbean pirate.
Read More...The Grocery Store

A trip to the grocery store is not complete until a fuzzy-headed, demolition-loving, evil-laughing child rams into you – while the parent thinks it is perfectly cute and normal. Wrong!
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